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Looking for the perfect blend of adorable and apocalyptic? Meet your new favorite wardrobe essential: the "I CRAVE BLOOD" baby pygmy hippo tee, where kawaii meets carnage in the most delightful way possible.
Perfect for:
- Biology majors with a sense of humor
- Anyone who's ever felt cute but murderous before their morning coffee
- Zoo enthusiasts who know the true facts about hippo aggression
- Those who appreciate the art of disarming people with unexpected whimsy
Crafted from premium cotton that's as soft as our little friend appears (but considerably less dangerous), this shirt tells the world you understand both the duality of nature and the joy of really good character design. Warning: May attract both compliments and nervous laughter.
Remember: Behind every adorable exterior lurks a potential appetite for destruction. Wear your paradox proudly.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Deliberate Provocation
- Email: contact@support.shop.deliberateprovocation.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Mood, eng Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|